今天我因为不小心点进去过孙笑川吧被传唤到法庭审讯
,法官问我还有什么要讲的吗
,我说冤枉啊,看贴吧≠嫌疑犯
!可谁知道法官根本不听,直接判了我死刑
!说着旁边的人就要把我带走
,我自然是用尽全力挣脱。在拉扯中,我口袋里的中国矿业大学一卡通掉了出来
,法官立马吓了一跳,喊道:“你、你居然是中国矿业大学的高材生
!看来我真是错怪你了,中国矿业大学的学生都是高雅之士
,根本不会看那种下流的东西,你们还不快把他放开!”法警们一听,急忙把我放开,并向我道歉
。我抖了抖身上的灰尘,捡起我的一卡通,大摇大摆地走出了法庭
。
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