@verrelune 单独@ 您作为我的助手，亲学历很丰富啊。

各位期待更新的朋友们，对不起，这几天有点事要处理，没时间更正文。请大家相信我，总有一天会更新的。【鞠躬】

话说都来猜一下我的生日吧…跟一个郭嘉国庆日重合…猜中有奖噢

我们该为地球做点什么呢？啊这是母语应该不少人能看得懂吧w
下面这一段↓
I shall neverforget the summer mornings when he took us down to the beach to watch thefishermen drew in their nets in a great U shape, first in boats, then springingout into shallow water and with rhythmic grunts hauling a ton or two offlopping fish and eels, sea urchins and starfish up on the beach. The early sunturned beads of water and sweat on their half-naked bodies into jewels of lightas they pushed wheelbarrows loaded with their catch up the hill to the village.They left the most brilliant tropical fish, sea urchins and starfish on dryland to flop and gasp and die. As he and I put some of these inedible back intothe ocean, I wished I knew a language fish would understand to warn them not tocome back into that day if they wanted to go on living.

天哪这里整个人都不好了…今天吃耀家食物竟然吃到腹泻了好几回还持续干呕；还被几个损友嘲笑求我心理阴影面积

感谢亲们的鼓励…现在感觉治愈了不少quq嘛今天是我表妹生日，已经给她订蛋糕了的说

每次和一群耀家朋友在一起总感觉自己特！别！攻！ 小米就是如此威武☆今天女王日这个神圣时刻我号令你们全部叫我哥哥！叫爸爸也行…嘛，把这根毛拔下试着看

这里打算明天抽空正式更新☆那么征求亲们意见，咱们先从什么语言开始？

那么我来更新了
【论阿尔语和亚瑟语那些事】【one】
北/美英语：Hello, this is hero speaking. Isthis Arthur?
英/国英语：Hello, I am Arthur. Is thatAlfred?
【秒懂的面壁去】

文来了，还是母语用的爽不要吐槽为什么我这样对法叔。
For almost two months Francis Bonnefoy,a 22-year-old hairdresser,wondered about hospitals at night,wearing a white coat and pretending he was a doctor.Yesterday he proudly claimed in court that despite his complete lock of medical experience of qualifications,he had saved several people's lives.He had ever been allowed to assist a surgeon during an emergency operation on a patient who was about to die on something she had swallowed.
"I watched one of those television dramas about a hospital and suddenly felt like playing one of the roles myself.So I put on a white jacket and a stethoscope and walked around one of the biggest hospitals in Paris.At first I just watched.Once you learn how doctors talk to patients,nurses and other doctors,it's easy to take people in."he said.
One of the patients he treated was Elizaveta Héderváry .She had been knocked down by a car and fainted.When she come to herself in hospital,Bonnefoy was atanding over her.
"He looked very professional.He told me his name was Doctor Jeans.Then he gave me some sort of injection,"she said.And then he suddenly cleared off when a nurse asked who he was.She didn't think there was anything erroneous."I would never have realized he was take if a policewoman hadn't showed me his photograph a week later.When the policewoman hadn't showed me his photograph a week later.When the policewoman told me she really was,I could hardly believe my eyes.
Ludwig Beillschmidt told Bonnefoy that he was "shocked and hprrified"that he got away his deceiving for so long,and then sentenced him to eighteen months in a special prison for criminals with mental disorders.
"I can only hope that this will not lead to further problems.After all,you will have considerable opportunity to study the behaviour of the psychiatrists who will look after you while you are there.If you try to persuade people that yourself are a psychiatrist after you are set free.I shall make sure you are given a much longer sentence."Ludwig Beillschmidt warned Bonnefoy.
The judge's remark implied that Bonnefoy would be more severely punished if he lost consciousness while performing some duties or cheating even though he was fond of the enterprise.

【论阿尔语和亚瑟语那些事】【TWO】
在McDonald
阿尔想吃油炸土豆条【薯条】，通常用“French fries"表示，而"chips”则专指土豆片【薯片】。
亚瑟要是想吃土豆条，就用“chips",想说明是土豆片的时候一般只用"crisps"。
虽然个人我对阿尔语的……前者不是很赞同。

有一些东西，自己清楚就行，没有必要全盘托出。真的，很烦。

就问一下现在还有人陪我唠嗑吗？我知道肯定没有所以这只是一个水orz

总有一些老旧的东西会被翻出来的。