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Long John Silver’s Introduces New Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep
【大屌银海鲜快餐厅推出新产品“从深处前来的污秽憎恨之物”】
LOUISVILLE, KY—Calling it an “exciting new menu item dragged from the darkest reaches of the salty abyss,” executives at seafood restaurant chain Long John Silver’s introduced their latest fast-food offering Thursday, the Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep.
路易斯维尔，肯塔基州——这间海鲜快餐连锁餐厅的主管经理激动地介绍他们周四上市的新餐点“从深处前来的污秽憎恨之物”，并称其为“从最黑暗含盐的深渊里被拽出来的让人激动的新产品”。
The deep-fried ocean beast, which was reportedly subdued by the restaurant’s fishermen following an arduous three-day-long battle in the North Sea that claimed the lives of 80 good men, will be available at participating franchise locations for a limited time only.
餐厅渔夫声称他在北边海洋经历了三天三夜的险峻战斗才得以制服这只早有闻名的大怪物，现在这只被油炸的大海怪物将在当地大屌银餐厅限时供应。
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全文：http://www.theonion.com/article/long-john-silvers-introduces-new-golden-fried-abom-50894
Long John Silver’s Introduces New Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep
【大屌银海鲜快餐厅推出新产品“从深处前来的污秽憎恨之物”】
LOUISVILLE, KY—Calling it an “exciting new menu item dragged from the darkest reaches of the salty abyss,” executives at seafood restaurant chain Long John Silver’s introduced their latest fast-food offering Thursday, the Golden Fried Abomination From The Deep.
路易斯维尔，肯塔基州——这间海鲜快餐连锁餐厅的主管经理激动地介绍他们周四上市的新餐点“从深处前来的污秽憎恨之物”，并称其为“从最黑暗含盐的深渊里被拽出来的让人激动的新产品”。
The deep-fried ocean beast, which was reportedly subdued by the restaurant’s fishermen following an arduous three-day-long battle in the North Sea that claimed the lives of 80 good men, will be available at participating franchise locations for a limited time only.
餐厅渔夫声称他在北边海洋经历了三天三夜的险峻战斗才得以制服这只早有闻名的大怪物，现在这只被油炸的大海怪物将在当地大屌银餐厅限时供应。
全文更是风味十足
全文：http://www.theonion.com/article/long-john-silvers-introduces-new-golden-fried-abom-50894
