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1楼2013-05-29 00:33回复
    《诗经·神曲风·月亮之上》
      予遥望兮,蟾宫之上;
      有绮梦兮,烁烁飞扬。
      昨已往兮,忧怀之曝尽;
      与子见兮,在野之陌青。
      牵绕兮我怀,河升波涨;
      美人兮相伴,斯是阙堂。
     歌词:我在仰望!月亮之上!
      有一个梦想在自由地飞翔!
      昨天以往!风干了忧伤!
      我和你重逢在那苍茫的路上!
      生命已被牵引,潮落潮涨;
      有你的地方,就是天堂!


    3楼2013-05-29 00:34
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      《诗经·神曲风·爱情买卖》
        质我之爱兮,迫我别离;
        明汝之诡辞兮,泫而泪泣。
        质我之爱兮,汝心责负;
        假汝之多情兮,徵而不及。
        汝别汝去,我自告离;
        汝言汝情,实劳我心。
        情难质剂,汝本多情;
        弃子之手,以晌我心。
      歌词:出卖我的爱,逼着我离开;
        最后知道真相的我眼泪掉下来。
        出卖我的爱,你背了良心债;
        就算付出再多的爱也再买不回来。
        当初是你要分开,分开就分开;
        现在又要用真爱,把我哄回来。
        爱情不是你想买,想买就能买;
        让我挣开让我离开放手你的爱。


      4楼2013-05-29 00:35
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        《诗经·神曲风·忐忑》
          今夕何夕兮,且唱且吟。
          昆弟悌睦兮,今却持刃。
          今辰何辰兮,且歌且行。
          昆弟笃爱兮,今却甲兵。
        歌词:啊啊啊啊哦!啊啊啊啊哦诶!
          阿的弟,阿的刀,阿的弟的提的刀,阿的弟,啊得提大刀!
          啊啊啊啊哦!啊啊啊啊哦诶!
          阿的弟,阿的刀,阿的弟的提的刀,阿的弟,啊得提大刀!


        5楼2013-05-29 00:36
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          《诗经·儿歌颂·大头儿子小头爸爸》:
          子首甚巨兮,父首则微。
          长幼良朋兮,和乐且湛。
          子手甚小兮,父手则巨。
          大小和合兮,泞陌劬搀。
          天地契阔兮,与子偕行。
          子刻高长兮,加慰父心。
          【翻译】
          大头儿子小头爸爸,
          一对好朋友快乐父子俩。
          儿子的头大手儿小,
          爸爸的头小手儿很大。
          大手牵小手,走路不怕滑。
          走呀走呀走走走走,
          转眼儿子就长大。


          6楼2013-05-29 00:38
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            肿么没人?500W14呢?


            7楼2013-05-29 00:39
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               —— 好热,本壮士的右臂又开始发热了,估计是麒麟臂发作的前兆,不知道这次又要死多少人。唉!!!


              来自Android客户端8楼2013-05-29 00:41
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                还有英文的
                【狄风·道崩】
                Hello Darwin my old friend
                I've come to read from you again
                昂须达公,敬受其典
                you comfort me when I grow weary
                of people saying " it's just a theory"
                实慰我心,人疑其言
                Because a theory is a system of abstractions
                In our finite minds
                其言虚冲,吾心蹇蹇
                Of laws behind
                The things we find
                With science
                天自有行, 科学方显
                And on the Internet I saw
                A billion people, maybe more
                出之东门,人数万千
                People clinging to old delusions
                People jumping to conclusions
                人欺我行,人迋我言
                People holding superstitions that are obviously quite absurd
                懿德不修,失道不迁
                Who'd never heard
                A single word
                Of science
                天道有行,君子可见?
                How do you think a doctor knows
                How a disease like cancer grows?
                医者失行,疾乱乃兴
                How did we learn how me might treat it?
                How do you think one day we might beat it?
                君子所忧,恶疾其平。
                It won't be by taking sugar pills
                Or standing on one leg for hours
                While eating flowers
                嚣嚣其口,脔脔其病
                But through the power
                Of science
                不顺其道,大命将倾
                If you have answers and you're sure
                They're better than what came before
                信尔之言,从尔所知。
                Make your hypothesis and test it
                Take the results you've collected
                设之课之,搜之集之
                Then you write them in a paper
                And submit it for peer review
                付诸君子,审之证之。
                That's what we do
                To check it's truly science
                方其为真知。
                And the people stood and prayed
                They said "our faith cannot be swayed"
                繁矣诸人,不改其疾。
                They have their views and they won't move them
                They have their truths and they won't prove them
                知言不证,其意不移
                They'll take the words of the prophets
                Over fossils that were really found
                Beneath the ground
                金石可言,圣人已死
                They don't like the sound
                Of science
                耳提面命,此为真理。


                10楼2013-05-29 00:44
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                  《诗经·儿歌颂·葫芦娃》 匏出孺子,七果一花。 风雨霏霏,不怵自夸。 且吟且歌,舍我谁可。 七子一心,不惧汝侵。
                  【翻译】 葫芦娃,葫芦娃, 七个葫芦一朵花。 风吹雨打,都不怕, 啦啦啦啦。 叮叮当当咚咚当当,葫芦娃, 叮叮当当咚咚当当,本领大, 啦啦啦啦。 葫芦娃,葫芦娃,本领大。


                  11楼2013-05-29 00:46
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                    人呢?


                    12楼2013-05-29 00:46
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                      哎,难道都睡了吗?


                      14楼2013-05-29 00:49
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                        《离骚·两只蝴蝶》
                        卿女徐翱,华有棘兮。
                        卿女启口,风有芳兮。
                        卿女随后,林有溪兮。
                        卿女随蹈,春日长兮。
                        连我襟袂徜徉兮,
                        虽往世而不弃。
                        无恨慕而相顾兮,
                        为楚楚动我心。
                        连我襟袂徜徉兮,
                        虽往世而不离。
                        无恨衰而相绝兮,
                        为瑟瑟终此生。
                        《两只蝴蝶》歌词
                        亲爱的你慢慢飞
                        小心前面带刺的玫瑰
                        亲爱的你张张嘴
                        风中话想会让你沉醉
                        亲爱的你跟我飞
                        穿过丛林去看小溪水
                        亲爱的来跳个舞
                        爱的春天不会有天黑
                        我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞
                        飞跃这红尘永相随
                        追逐你一生,爱你无情悔
                        不辜负我的柔情你的美
                        等到秋风尽,秋叶落成堆
                        能陪你一起枯萎也无悔


                        15楼2013-05-29 00:50
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